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*grabs my own ass* nice

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Teacher Stories From Teach: “The teacher I remember most was Mr. Bechtel. I had him in 11th grade for U.S. History. He told stories. It wasn’t just dates and terms. Also he treated us like people, not like children. Thank you Mr. Bechtel.” - Joseph Gordon-Levitt [x]

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i will never get tired of this

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listening to a sad song that has a nice beat


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Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’
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